🌈✨ Putting Things in Order of Their Importance!✨🌈
- Retro Sonya

- Apr 9, 2025
- 7 min read
Updated: Dec 12, 2025

Faith over filters. Truth over trends.
🎧 Because I’m not here for your aesthetic algorithms. I’m here to reflect the Light in a dark world.
Yo, fellow dreamers of the neon night and keepers of truth! Let’s drop the beat and crank up the color, ‘cause it’s time to realign our value system. We’ve been surfing a pixelated web of opinions, where everyone wants to be the main character in this decade’s digital drama. Everyone wants to be a special snowflake. It's unreal.

✨So what inspired me to write this? Honestly, I’ve been seeing way too many cringe posts lately—people trying to box others in, push others out, acting like they’re extra rare just because they fit a certain look or vibe. Like, really? Since when pale features make someone the ultimate collector’s edition? We're in the West—those features are everywhere, every corner, even at the grocery store. But nah, they’ve gotta stretch the comparison to the entire planet, as if everyone’s trying to compete with the global population stats.
Features praised as 'rare' are often only so when compared to the global population—which is dominated by black hair. Within Western culture, those 'rare' traits are actually quite common.
🚫 Spoiler: being common isn’t a curse, and being “different” isn’t a golden ticket either.
And here’s the neon truth—none of that surface-level stuff defines your value. According to scripture, "pedigree" doesn’t mean a thing in the Kingdom of Heaven. 💥 Your worth isn’t in your eye color, your genes, or your glow-up—it’s in the image of God you were created in.
💫You are chosen by grace, not by color. Designed, not compared. Called to radiate, not compete. Let’s break the mirror of hype and reflect something holy. 💿🌈
So, let’s pause the cassette and rewind to what really matters.
This isn’t just another synth-soaked rant about beauty standards and color hype. This is a TRUTH DROP in vintage form, and it starts with this: 🛑 Being put on a pedestal doesn’t mean you’re being persecuted. 🛑
🎮 Level 1: The Retro Color Trap

We live in a world that’s overdosing on aesthetics. Some are out here acting like their eye color is their calling card—like they’ve been chosen by the cosmic hairbrush of destiny. Light features, dark features—it’s all just pixels in a bigger story.
They say things like ((“Recessive genes: hard to get”)) —like they’re a limited-edition action figure from 1983. But you know what’s really rare?
🛑 It’s rare to find people who actually carry the likeness of God in their spirit. 🛑Not just those who quote Scripture on their bio, but those who live it when no one’s watching. That’s harder to find than any blue-eyed, red-haired combo.
They chase “recessive traits” like they’re divine proof of uniqueness—but God doesn’t rank His children like Pokémon cards. His definition of “special” is the heart that beats for truth, for love, for righteousness. In His eyes, the rarest trait isn’t physical—it’s holiness.
I've seen comments such as:
((Just pointing out how powerful it is to simply exist with blonde and red hair. They have to try to diminish it while expecting us to care anything about them. Very amusing.)) -AhComfy
While the world flexes filters and flaunts features, heaven is searching for something far more powerful:🕊️ A heart that reflects Christ.💡
That’s the only “power” that actually shakes darkness, not selfies. And no trend, tribe, or superiority fantasy can compete with that.

The truth is, it’s easy to be born with blue eyes. But it’s hard to walk with rare vision. To see past the noise. To choose character over clout. To stand for truth when it’s not trending.
You want to talk rarity? Try finding someone who’s:
walking in humility
slow to anger in an outrage culture
pure in heart
actually loving their enemies
able to bridle their tongue on the internet
seeking God in a world obsessed with self
overflowing with the fruit of the Spirit
meek in a generation that worships ego
hungering for righteousness more than attention
loving their neighbor without conditions
choosing forgiveness when revenge feels easier
content in all circumstances
carrying their cross daily
serving instead of demanding to be served
living by truth when lies are trending
That’s the kind of “hard to find” the Kingdom’s counting.
So, forget the recessive gene hype. You were called, not curated. Born to reflect His likeness, not to chase after genetic bragging rights.
God didn’t create you to be idolized for your appearance. He created you to shine His image.
You’re not a color. You’re a called one. And that’s far more powerful than any genetic “rarity.” Because beauty fades. Trends pass. But a heart aligned with Heaven? Now that never goes out of style.
💾 Level 2: Digital Prejudice ≠ Real Persecution
((Unlike blondes and redheads, brunettes don't get bullied for their hair color.)) -AhComfy
Let’s be real: every hair color gets its own weird brand of nonsense. But acting like brunettes are somehow “bulletproof” is just… cute. Very 1994 energy. ✌🏽🕺🟣
But sure, Jan. Let's ignore the fact that prejudice against brunettes exists while we are all quietly tanking comments like:
((Plain.))
((Basic.))
((Boring headed.)) ((A dime a dozen.)) ((Two a penny.))
((“Default setting.”))
((“Background character energy.”))
(("Sorry, blonde is better."))
(("You're mediocre"))
(("You're petty."))
(("You're not holding yourself to a standard."))
(("That's literally something that everyone else has."))
((Most people prefer what is rare: and that's not you.))
As if we are all exactly the same and don't all have our own personalities, quirks, hair types, hair shades, facial features, skin tones, and body builds!
But apparently none of that counts because we didn’t unlock the Rare Follicle Persecution™ DLC. 🙄
Even AhComfey speaks as if all people with melanin settings are exactly the same: ((You're all over the place)). And so are you, Jan. And nobody’s trying to judge you for it. Nobody's trying to chase you through the streets with a can of brunette hair dye, either. 😂 Although, I think that scenario would be hilarious! Can you imagine?
Genetics don’t decide who gets bullied. People do.
And the funniest part? The same people shouting ((“we’re the real victims!”)) while sorting human beings like trading cards based on genetics… are the ones telling us we’re “playing victim” for pointing that out.
Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the Irony Speedrun Achievement.
They don’t see that the problem they accuse you of lies within themselves, because they’re running on that "Oppression Olympics firmware" fuel. You know, the competition where everybody’s trying to out-suffer everyone else to defend an identity built out of envy, grievance, and pride.
But that’s the trap.
If your worth comes from feeling “more oppressed,” you’ll never stop chasing hurt. And if your worth comes from feeling “more special,” you’ll never stop comparing.
Neither identity is from God.
The Kingdom doesn’t run on victim points or superiority points. Heaven isn’t impressed by who can cry the loudest or brag the hardest.
God looks for something entirely different: a heart anchored in truth, not trauma…humility, not hierarchy…character, not chromosomes.
That’s where freedom lives. And no ideology based on envy or grievance can touch that. 💜🌌⚡
Let’s be real. Being left out of a meme isn’t oppression. Getting unfollowed doesn’t equal being hunted. Meanwhile, Christians around the world are being silenced, jailed, and killed for standing up for Jesus.

You wanna talk about being “targeted”? Look beyond the lens flare of your selfie. There’s a global war on faith that barely gets a blip in the algorithm. And we’re out here debating which shade of blond is the most misunderstood?
C’mon now. Let's stop confusing being different with being oppressed. Because truth is, everyone faces hardship—regardless of color, creed, or retro filter.
Because the rarest light of all?✨ Is the Light of Christ in a world that’s losing power. ✨
Level 3 Pride: The Ultimate Spiritual Glitch!
Pride: We know all about it because it's a part of the fallen, sinful nature we were born with.
It's exactly what satan decieved Eve with.
God doesn't vibe with arrogance — and your worth? It's not on sale at the looks counter.
🚨 Pride is Not Power — It’s a Glitch!
“God opposes the proud but gives grace to the humble.”— James 4:6
In God's Kingdom, pride is a virus in the system. Those who strut and boast are cruising for a crash. But the humble? They're running on grace fuel, and that ride never ends.
💿 Beauty Isn’t Just Skin-Deep — It’s Spirit-Driven!
“Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”— Proverbs 31:30
Looks fade. Filters glitch. But a heart that fears the Lord? That’s forever retro gold. You don’t need to be the centerfold — you were already center stage in God’s design.
📡 God Sees You, Even if the World Doesn’t!
“Man looks on the outward appearance, but the Lord looks on the heart.”— 1 Samuel 16:7
The world might be hypnotized by the hologram, but God sees the soul beneath the synth. You were wired with eternal worth — no upgrades needed.
⚡ You Don’t Need to Win the Favor of Men — You’re Already Chosen!
“Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.”— 2 Corinthians 10:17
So let them brag about their stats. Their beauty is on a timer. But your confidence? It’s backed by Heaven’s eternal power grid. Your boast isn’t in your shade of your hair — it’s in the Lion of Judah.
True power? It’s walking humbly in God’s light, glowing from the inside out, and never needing to flex. 💡💖
God’s image is not a pigment—it’s a purpose.
Beauty doesn’t fade with age—it glows brighter with mission.
And persecution? That’s when standing for Jesus costs you everything—not when someone unfollows you for your freckles.
🎤 Final thoughts:🌟 What God Actually Calls Peculiar!
Here’s the plot twist that would blow any Nordicist’s Aqua Net-filled hair back:
God doesn’t call you peculiar because of your phenotype. He calls you peculiar because of your heart.
Traits God cares about:
rejecting pride
putting others first
shielding the one who’s alone
rejecting partiality
walking humbly
loving mercy
being a light in the darkness
None of that is determined by recessive genes.
God is not out here scouting models for an 80s shampoo commercial.
Stop building identity on aesthetics. Build it on the Rock.
Put Jesus first. Then your people. Then your purpose. And everything else? That’s just background synths in the track of life.
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