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🌌✨ Too Diverse? Not Diverse Enough?
Either way, it's just a comparison!

Retro Sonya
Aug 3010 min read


🎹 Dear Millennials (and Gen Z)...
The only real safe space you’ll ever have is in Jesus Christ! 🕶️💿✝️

Retro Sonya
Aug 67 min read


Dear Todd, We Were There, Too!
Because Just Being Born in the Early '80s Doesn’t Mean We Missed the Neon Party.

Retro Sonya
Jul 85 min read


🎛️ The 1980s: Today's Retro Now™
The Analog Gatekeepers are at it again: "We had it first!" But did you really?

Retro Sonya
Jul 57 min read


Xennials: The Bridge Between Generations
Man buns, cancel culture, safe spaces, “woke” wars? That wasn’t us.

Retro Sonya
Jun 2218 min read


🎛️ Glass Houses & Gatekeepers
If you’re out there pretending you’re flawless? Man, you’re living in a glass house and tossing stones!

Retro Sonya
Jun 1912 min read


🎨💾 Neon Signatures:
How Artists Can Make Their Work Harder to Steal in the Age of AI!

Retro Sonya
Jun 158 min read


Putting Things in Order of Importance - Part 2
💾 When the World Sees “Common,” God Sees Chosen! 💿

Retro Sonya
May 2011 min read


Riding the Neon Waves:
A Synthwave Tribute to 1980s Surfer Culture

Retro Sonya
May 173 min read


💖 Big Hair, Big Dreams:
A Xennial Hair Journey from the 80s to the 2000s!

Retro Sonya
May 73 min read


✨ TikTok is Totally Bogus. Who Agrees? 🚨
Dear censorship overlords of the all-knowing clock app: Nobody cares what you think!

Retro Sonya
Apr 153 min read


🌈✨ Putting Things in Order of Their Importance!✨🌈
Because I’m not here for your aesthetic algorithms.

Retro Sonya
Apr 910 min read


Race-Baiting Christianity? Nah, We're Not Doing That!
Christ, Not Culture Wars – A Synthwave Reality Check!

Retro Sonya
Apr 55 min read


It’s an ‘80s Kid Thing. You Wouldn’t Understand.
If you weren’t there, you might not get it.

Retro Sonya
Mar 254 min read


The Unnecessary hate of AI art sharing on social media!
So, what could possibly go wrong? Well... turns out... everybody's got an opinion on it.

Retro Sonya
Mar 237 min read


🚀 Why I Stay Away from Politics:
When I was under siege, who had my back? No one.

Retro Sonya
Mar 125 min read


Why Early '80s Babies Distance Themselves from the Millennial Label – and Gen X Too!
Xennials: A Generation Caught Between Two Worlds

Retro Sonya
Feb 167 min read


What would it be like to have a GenX President?
The media wouldn’t know how to handle them.

Retro Sonya
Feb 143 min read


Blessings in Silence:
Why the Naysayers Need to Take a Chill Pill!

Retro Sonya
Feb 77 min read


Boomers & the Birth of the 80s Aesthetic:
The Unsung Architects of Retro Cool

Retro Sonya
Feb 43 min read
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